Rumor Has It

Testimonials

I’ve never been especially interested in collecting public reviews. The people I tend to connect with usually appreciate discretion, and I’m more than happy to keep the best parts of our time together between us.

That said, I did ask a few familiar faces if they’d be willing to share a few tasteful words about their experiences with me.

Consider these a handful of little notes from people who know me beyond the photos!

  • “Clarissa looks very composed in her photographs, which is slightly misleading because she is more fun in person than I was prepared for. She has a great sense of humor and a habit of making little observations under her breath that completely catch you off guard. We had plans for a fairly sensible dinner and somehow ended up staying out much later than either of us intended. She’s elegant without taking herself too seriously, which is probably my favorite thing about her.”

    — R.H

  • “What surprised me most about Clarissa was how quickly the conversation moved beyond the usual small talk. She asks thoughtful questions, actually listens to the answers, and has opinions of her own, which makes spending time with her genuinely interesting. We covered travel, psychology, music, family, and a handful of completely random subjects I couldn’t even reconstruct now. She’s beautiful, obviously, but what stayed with me afterwards was how engaged and present she was throughout the evening.”

    — J.L

  • “Clarissa has become someone I genuinely look forward to seeing when life has been a little too hectic. She has this very calming presence without ever making the evening feel subdued or serious. We usually end up talking about everything and nothing, laughing at ridiculous things, and somehow a few hours disappear without either of us noticing. I always leave feeling like I’ve properly switched off for a while, which is rarer than it should be.”

    — G.T

  • “I spend quite a bit of time in South Florida for work, and seeing Clarissa has quickly become one of the things I look forward to most when I’m there. She’s funny, curious, and very easy to be around. It never feels like we’re trying to force a good evening, it just happens!”

    — M.R

  • “I’ve seen Clarissa several times now, and each visit just gets better and better. She's intelligent, sexy, engaging and a lot of fun. She makes spending time together feel remarkably easy.”

    — T.F